Which Biscuit Are You?

I want to know what Biscuit I am!

Are you more Tim Tam than Barbeque Shape? Find out with an on-line personalised Biscuit Reading with Betty Bircher.

Betty Reading a Biscuit

Betty Reading a Biscuit

How does it work?

Betty Bircher will divine your inner biscuit in your very own Biscuit Reading and post it onto You Tube. When you place your order, you will have the option to send an email photograph of yourself to Betty or by using Facebook by sending Betty a link to your Facebook page. Please note: Your photograph will not appear on You Tube, nor on this site. Click HERE if you would like a Couples Compatibility Biscuit Reading.

What kind of photo must I submit?

Betty must have a clear, head and shoulders shot of you. You must be photographed without sunglasses, with your eyes visible, to give you a successful reading.

How much does it cost?

$22.00 AUS (incl GST)

How soon will I have my Biscuit Reading?

Biscuit’s are read daily (Monday to Friday) between 10am and 3pm (Australian Eastern Standard Time). Bert & Betty have a snooze at 3pm, and after that –  & rounding up chickens & having tea – the day’s done! Maximum number of readings per day: 20.  You will know your inner biscuit within 24 hours (but allow up to 5 working days).

PayPal Payment Approved Mon – Thurs (before 3pm) Mon – Thurs (after 3pm) Thurs (after 3pm) & Fri (before 3pm) Fri (after 3pm) & all weekend
When will my reading be on You Tube? 1-2 business days later 2-3 business days later Following Monday/Tuesday* Following Tuesday/Wednesday*

*Add extra day/s if public holiday/s occur.

Your personalised Youtube Biscuit reading is publicly accessible. Please see our TERMS & CONDITIONS.

Biscuits on Facebook?

Once you’ve had your biscuit read, Betty & Bert will pop a note through on your email to befriend you on Facebook. Alternatively you can find Betty & Bert at http://www.facebook.com/bettyandbert and you can tag yourself as your biscuit on Facebook.

The Biscuit Readings is Copyright and the intellectual property of Barking Spider Visual Theatre Inc. By proceeding with any payment, you are agreeing to our TERMS & CONDITIONS.

A Biscuit Reading as a Gift?

If you would like to give a Biscuit Reading to a friend as a gift, ($22), please click the PayPal button below and follow the prompts: